tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27973329852090329172024-03-08T15:04:56.980-06:00Project Breaking UpwardsThe roller coaster that is life after Him.Rollercoastesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08697279829455176615noreply@blogger.comBlogger50125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2797332985209032917.post-67674944658922345922012-01-07T17:51:00.006-06:002012-01-13T23:17:18.178-06:00A wee respiteMy dearies,<br />
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I hope your 2012 has started with a bang! Mine has--both the good and the bad kind. I filled my heart with a visit to Montreal, and am currently wanderlusting on the west coast. But yesterday I got the other kind of bang. It came in the form of me logging into His Facebook, which caused a total downward spiral. I hate myself for it. Needless to say the past 24 hours have been quite an emotional rollercoaster, filled with emotional emails back and forth, a loving Skype conversation, and tentative plans to see each other in the summer. The subtitle of this blog--the rollercoaster that is life after him--is ringing quite true (and loudly and annoyingly in my ears).<br />
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So much to share with all of you lovelies, but please be patient with me just a lil' while longer, while I gather my thoughts and the strength to write without tearing up. I think I know what'll do the trick: I'm hoping to continue to fill my heart on this week-long visit with my best friend in Vancouver, then retreat for four days in an artist's loft in Seattle, then re-toxify with good friends in sunny San Francisco for another week. All that, I'm telling myself, will cure my worries and my overactive imagination, which conspired against me to keep me up all night long (despite my superior ability to sleep soundly under any conditions) and made me want to hurl at the sight of food.<br />
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I don't know what possessed me to give out my number to an Usher look-alike last night, but I did. After refusing no less than four times, I just felt super bad for the guy ("Do you have a pen? I'll at least give you MY number!"). Not to mention that his friends were watching. So I punched in my number and got outta there.</div>
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Me [9:08 p.m.] Hi joel. I'm good, but overloaded with work. It was nice meeting you, but like i said i'm not interested in dating. I'm sure i'll see you out, and it would be nice to dance, but i'm not looking for anything more. Take care.<br />
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I'm sitting in the library, trying hard to concentrate on my work, and all I can think about is mounting Salsa Instructor. It didn't help my cause that yesterday we talked about <em>other</em> people having sex. It especially didn't help when he was acting out the motions (oh myyyyy!).<br />
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It's been four months. And four days. (Yes, that also happens to be my breakup anniversary. Hush now.) The point is that it's been loonnngggg enough.<br />
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That said, I'm still at the stage where I'm selective about the men I will bone. (It's only a matter of time before I throw that strategy aside and just bang the first male that says hello.) But for now, I do have some criteria. Those criteria are: You're hot. You're over 25. You're somewhat interesting. Preferably, you can move your hips. Umm, that's it.<br />
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What this boils down to is the following: I'm cursed to not getting any work done because I spend all day thinking about getting my freak nasty on. It shall be an interesting finals season indeed!<br />
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<br />Rollercoastesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08697279829455176615noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2797332985209032917.post-7055247339127209262011-11-30T18:41:00.001-06:002012-01-07T18:06:49.114-06:00Cheater cheater pumpkin eater!Where did we leave off? Oh, right, I had just gotten back to Midwestern City from Chicago and figured that I wouldn't be kissing anyone for a while. Two days later, I was making babies on the dance floor with my salsa instructor, then exploring his oral cavity (mouth, people, mouth!), then learning that he has a live-in girlfriend.<br />
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I learned that lesson when I showed up to his house the next night for a lil pre-party before heading out for more dancing, and his girlfriend opened the door. His girlfriend who is in my salsa class--that he instructs--by the way. Yup. We did the whole, "Oh, hiiiiiii!' and hug thing, and all I could think about was, "Thank the good Lord in whom I don't believe that I brought a friend with me tonight!" There was only one other dude there except for The Couple, so I was thanking TGLIWIDB double! Time to act normal. I walked over to him and said my usual hello, noting the slightest look of nervousness on Salsa Instructor's face as we greeted each other with a hug and a heeyyyy.<br />
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It all started last weekend, when I road tripped it over to Chicago with some friends from Midwestern City to fete a friend's big and dirty 30. The weekend was a f*ing blast, though I felt less like a human when it was all over since I had seen less than an hour of daylight all weekend. We partied silly.<br />
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Friday night I had lost an earring that He had given me for my birthday just a few weeks ago. This was the day after we had a heated Skype-typing debate over an article that recently appeared in HuffPo. He wasn't in my good books. And so, when Dirty Thirty's Chicago friend started putting the moves on me, I rolled with it. And when another guy started doing the same, I rolled with that too. There was a bit of an altercation between the two groups, sure, but no black eyes the next day. The second dude --who was probably barely 21 but so goddamn cute I couldn't take it -- ambush-kissed me out of nowhere while I was asking him to chillax and not deal out black eyes, so that doesn't really count against me.<br />
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Chicago Boy and I had a hot and steamy make out session...well, three... in a mini-kitchen of a Veterans of War Club, on his roof (which I think had a great view of the Chicago skyline, though I didn't really get to take it in), in the staircase leading from the roof back to his apartment where all of our friends were, and again in his room, while he was asking me to stay over. Oh, I guess that's four. But, boys and girls, I'm happy to report that I showed some self-constraint and did not stay the night. That made the taco breakfast that we ate at 3 p.m. the next day more digestible, I'm sure.<br />
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I haven't decided what I'm going to do with that. And by that, I mean him. I don't want to date the guy, though he seemed to be treading into that territory ("So, how often do you come into the city?" "You know, sometimes I visit [town close to where I live]"). I think I sent that message loudly and clearly in my text the next day: "Hey. Had fun this weekend. Thanks for showing me a good time. Will give you a ring next time I'm in the city. Take care." To that he wrote back "Had a good time too. Do let me know next time you're in Chicago. Don't hesitate to call or text. Hope to see you soon." We'll see where that goes. At least I have a place to stay when I'm in Chicago now. :-)<br />
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So that was nice. Even nicer was making out with my salsa instructor a couple of days later. And then going over to his place the next night for a little pre-party and being greeted at the door by his live-in girlfriend (whoops!). But that's a different story, for a different time...<br />
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<br />Rollercoastesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08697279829455176615noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2797332985209032917.post-30093874127173158582011-11-23T02:09:00.001-06:002011-11-23T15:11:57.826-06:00On a roll....<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LDVcUeq7Lrk/TsytMAk_gEI/AAAAAAAAAGc/iWOOVLhoaxc/s1600/Classic-Hot-Salsa.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="141" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LDVcUeq7Lrk/TsytMAk_gEI/AAAAAAAAAGc/iWOOVLhoaxc/s200/Classic-Hot-Salsa.jpg" width="200" /></a><br />
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How does it feel to be [insert age of latest birthday]? It's the typical question you get asked on your birthday, and I usually answer the same way each year: "It doesn't feel much different." But that's not exactly true. Even though I wake up every November 1st feeling much the same as I did the morning prior (well, maybe a tad hungover from the Halloween party the noche before), I'm not the same person. A decade ago, freshly-printed license in hand, I wanted to fast forward to 19 and then stay there forever (19 is the legal drinking age in Ontario). How happy I am that wish didn't come true (my liver couldn't take it)! Each year for the past three years I've felt like, "Ahhhhh, this is it! I've come into my own," only to think the next year, "No, this is it! I've really come into my own." I'm taking that as a positive sign. </div>
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<li>On those days when you feel totally gross and spend all day thinking about how you should really take a shower, but can't bring yourself to step into the shower ("I won't be seeing anyone today anyways"), just do yourself a favour and take a frickin shower. You'll feel much better about yourself.</li>
<li>Vitamin D is the best drug. Period.</li>
<li>Silence is a gift.</li>
<li>Don't buy the alright-looking jeans just because they're on sale and you could use a pair. Buy the ones that you're totally in love with because they make your ass look fabulous...even if they are out of your budget.</li>
<li>You really don't look like an entirely different person without makeup on.</li>
<li>Travel whenever you have the opportunity.</li>
<li>Let it go.</li>
<li>Know when to break the rules. (And when not to.)</li>
<li>Talk less; listen more.</li>
<li>Busy times are not the times to cut out social activities and exercise. They're the times when you need them the most.</li>
<li>You are not a loser if you eat dinner alone at a restaurant or go to the movies solo. You're simply someone who is eating dinner alone or going to the movies solo.</li>
<li>Some people are right for you at certain times in your life, and not in others. It's fine to let them go, or let them back in.</li>
<li>Just do it.</li>
<li>Not everybody is going to like you, no matter how awesome you are. Don't waste time trying to figure out what you're doing wrong.</li>
<li>Waiters and customer service representatives are people too.</li>
<li>Good food is one of the joys of life. Spend time making it, and sharing it with people.</li>
<li>Music is another joy of life. Listen to it often.</li>
<li>There's no substitute for family. That said, move out of your parents' house 0as soon as possible. You'll have a better relationship with them if you do.</li>
<li>It's cool to be cool, but it's cooler to be nice. </li>
<li>Don't miss the things that matter in order to get that assignment in on time.</li>
<li>Humans are inherently creative. It's important to find your creative outlet, whatever it may be.</li>
<li>It's liberating to admit your flaws. It even makes you more likable.</li>
<li>It's important to have regular conversations with yourself. </li>
<li>Tell the people that you care about that you care about them. Better yet, show them. Do it regularly.</li>
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As you know, both Him and His Maman invited me, on several occasions, to come to Guatemala over the winter break (yes, post breakup). I was holding off on the decision, and holding off, and holding off. Then, just a few days ago, He shared the most recent news: His brother would be coming to Guatemala over the break, too. This little bit of information effectively made the decision for me. My immediate thought, which I managed to verbally suppress (yay! I'm an adult!) was, "Hey, wait a minute! What about me coming down to visit?" We revisited the conversation today, and kinda together decided that it'll probably work out best if I don't come down over the holidays, leave them to their brotherly/family bonding...and perhaps join Him in the summertime, and together visit His Maman somewhere on the continent to the south of ours. </div>
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I guess my first reaction was excitement. I've been to Central America and the Caribbean, but not yet South America--and I want to, badly. And duh I want to see Him. We're not finished. But oh yeah, I've got weddings and a preliminary exam next summer and can't just follow my wanderlusty instincts...But whoaaa that'll be possibly a full year since we last saw each other. A YEAR! And sure my 25-year-old self now knows what my 5-year-old self did not: a year really isn't that long of a time..........except it kinda IS when it refers to the amount of time that I will not have seen Him in person.</div>
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I checked the author line again. The details were a bit off, but it was pretty much my story. I had a wonderful guy--someone I could see myself spending my life with--but I was restless. I wanted something else, something different. What exactly I wasn't sure.<br />
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As difficult as the immediate aftermath was (exhibit A: posts from the early days in August), I simultaneously felt excited for what was in store: Flirting! Making out with all sorts of boys! Dating! New forms of stimulation (and not just the intellectual kind)! In sum, new experiences. <br />
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That was the whole idea of this Project Breaking Upwards thing. But now, nearly four months later (gasp! can it be?), I'm wondering if a more appropriate name for this blog would be <i>Project Breaking Sideways</i>. Sure, I need time for myself. And yes, I'm super duper busy with work-related things. But really, at the bottom of it, I'm not letting myself move on. And I've convinced myself that what I'm doing is perfectly fine. I'm perplexed when people find it odd that I'm considering joining Him in Guatemala over Christmas or talking about taking a vacation together next summer. And I was pretty stumped when my girlfriends responded with a shocked, "Wait, whattttt?", when I told them that last week we exchanged gifts on our would-be anniversary ("Well, I mean, they weren't that sentimental. It was just a little something.")<br />
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It has been a hectic week indeed, but last night I recharged my batteries with a good 'ol girls night--much needed and long overdue. Four of us ladyfriends got together over tasty food and tastier pitchers of wine (can you say favorite restaurant in town?). We set one rule for the night: no talking about work unless it's something fabulous. And because I have fabulous ladyfriends, there was plenty of fabulousness to chat about. As we were swapping most embarrassing poop stories (surprise: our conversation didn't revolve around boys or babies!), I looked around at these highly intelligent and accomplished, beautiful, and just plain awesome women and realized how grateful I am to have each of them in my life. Just over a year ago I didn't know any of them. And now here we were talking about dream careers and pubic hair preferences and raising our glasses to remaining in each other's lives for years and years to come.<br />
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I thought back to the early days of August, when I first returned to Midwestern City and everything around me appeared so bleak, so unexciting. "I don't want to be here," I would repeat to myself, and entertain the thought of picking up and moving to San Francisco or Mexico or just about anywhere. Now, just two months later, I'm finding myself thoroughly happy in just about all areas of my life. Things are on track. I'm excited about the future, but also what I'm doing right now. And in moments when the excitement fades, I've got wonderful ladyfriends--both near and far--to jolt me back on track.<br />
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<br />Rollercoastesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08697279829455176615noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2797332985209032917.post-68189771269354052542011-10-07T21:04:00.000-05:002011-10-07T21:11:05.163-05:00Whatever happened with Teenage Heartthrob, you ask?Let's just say I've been eating out a lot more lately. I'm not exactly avoiding the grocery store where he works. Just kinda.<br />
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Since our <a href="http://projectbreakingupwards.blogspot.com/2011/09/pseudo-date.html">pseudo-date</a>, we've run into each other a few more times. He always looks heartthrobby, and I'm usually dripping with post-yoga sweat and mentally repeating the following mantra while approaching his cash, "I will not be a Mrs. Robinson. I will not be a Mrs. Robinson. I will not be a Mrs. Robinson."<br />
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Our conversations were friendly, and I felt like we were out of the danger zone (the twine was not a declaration of like!). But then we stumbled into <i>pseudo</i> territory again last week, when he casually asked, "How do you feel about more bike rides? The group has started to ride Thursday nights now." Looking back, this clearly seems like a "Do you want to hang out again?" query. But, of course, I didn't interpret it as such in the moment, because I'm a little obtuse about these sorts of things, and only realize that I'm being asked out (or pseudo asked out) half an hour after the fact. In any case, I put the final nail in the coffin with this response, "Thursday nights? Umm, I don't think that'll work. I started taking this class that meets Thursday nights, and, so..."<br />
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<br />Rollercoastesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08697279829455176615noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2797332985209032917.post-61211290023860284872011-10-02T22:27:00.000-05:002011-10-02T22:27:44.111-05:00You know when......your mom comes to visit for the weekend (for the first time since you moved to Midwestern City), and she brings along her digital camera, and has stored on it pictures of you and Him from last summer, and last Christmas, and all the times the two of you have visited her this past year? Uh, yeah. djfladk;lkj;iaj;oieja;klemndkndlk;ld;ak!!^#$#@<br />
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<br />Rollercoastesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08697279829455176615noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2797332985209032917.post-47500914590167038692011-09-29T02:11:00.001-05:002011-09-29T02:21:14.206-05:00Really broken up...question markBroken up or not broken up -- that is the question. As the two month mark nears, I find myself wondering whether we actually broke up. I mean, we said words to that effect. But since then we've been talking every day. And though we've dropped "I love yous," our conversations are still punctuated with sickly pet names. Just before we hang up, He sends me a kiss (the substitute for "I love you", I suppose).<br />
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And I downplayed all of this, even when Male Friend provided his telling analysis of the situation, the gist of which is that by talking everyday we're basically keeping tabs on each other, and making sure that no one else is in the other's life. But today it kinda hit me--that we might not actually be broken up--when he ended the conversation with a "Bye, darling." Darling. Darlin parlin. *Right in my gut.*<br />
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For now, the only plan is to not follow The Rules. You know, those post-break up conventions that we're supposed to subscribe to. Instead, we've agree to just do what feels right (read: what feels good) in the moment. And if that means calling--for the second time in a day--then so be it.<br />
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I had been hitting the snooze button for well over half an hour, and just as I reached to silence the alarm for the fifth time, I caught a glimpse of His name on my caller's display. I picked up, and did my best I've-been-awake-for-hours-<i>Hello?</i><br />
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Rollercoastesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08697279829455176615noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2797332985209032917.post-30297654500857150052011-09-20T22:41:00.003-05:002011-09-23T14:48:55.780-05:00Screw itThis weekend I went into the hardware store to get me some brackets and screws to install shelves that I've decided are going to look absolutely fabulous above the couch in my living room. I'm pretty eager about DYI (mini) home renovation projects, and I've been known to undertake quite a few of them in the past...then get stuck and not know what to do next, and have to call my uncle to finish up (or, that time when I tried to rewire all the light switches in my house, a professional electrician). But now that I'm several hundred kilometers from home, and surrounded by people whose toolkit mostly consists of critical thinking skills, I'm forced to adopt another strategy.<br />
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Anyways, I ended up posting an ad to Craigslist--which, come to think of it, sounded like an audition call for a low-budget porn flick: I'm looking for someone to screw in my shelves. You need to bring your own drill and stud finder. Hmm, maybe that's why I got three replies in the first hour. Well, just as I was typing a response to one of the men that answered the ad, I thought, "Screw it! <i>I'm</i> going to install dem shelves that will look fabulous in my living room <i>myself</i>. And if they're a bit crooked, well, then they'll be crooked!"<br />
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So, y'all, tomorrow evening the shelves are going up. I'm doing it myself, without the aid of a man. And they WILL look fabulous.<br />
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<br />Rollercoastesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08697279829455176615noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2797332985209032917.post-35120481695913320882011-09-17T21:36:00.000-05:002011-11-24T15:09:52.473-06:00Hot commodityI can't help but feel like a hot commodity these days. It feels as though persons who have a penile appendage seem to believe I've gone through my appropriate mourning period (all 1.5 months) and should now date them. Or, really, allow them to stick their penile appendage inside of me.<br />
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<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-EoWp9QPG114/TnldRf4_cUI/AAAAAAAAAE4/szjNpcViErw/s1600/HOT-CHILI-PEPPER-70207.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-EoWp9QPG114/TnldRf4_cUI/AAAAAAAAAE4/szjNpcViErw/s320/HOT-CHILI-PEPPER-70207.jpg" width="192" /></a>Now I've been known to unsuspectingly accept a date in the past (while dating Him). I'm sorta naive to those sorts of things, and this naivety served as a constant source of teasing while I was dating Him. He taught me the way of men -- "of course he wants to sleep with you." So I like to think that I'm more alert to that sort of thing these days. But guys seem to have evolved in the past five years since I've been off the market. They don't ask you out in such a straightforward manner, it seems. They're more sophisticated about the whole thing, which leaves people like me wondering if they just want to hang out or if they want to hang out with the possibility of inserting their penile appendage in you at some point. Take suitor #1, who is a colleague that I bump into at parties or in the hallway. He asked me, when I bumped into him, whether I would want to "grab a glass of wine sometime and chat". Well, how can I say no to that? After all, he offered, "I know breakups are hard, so if you want someone to talk to..." And then there's suitor #2, also a colleague, who was a bit more bold. I got this email (we never email) from him yesterday:<br />
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[Rollercoastess,]<br />
Let me know when you are up for going to the XXXX bar this weekend. I have a number btw, but was not sure whether you still use it... Its ### ### ####?<br />
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Let me add that I haven't hung out with this guy one-on-one either...ever. We have hung out extracurricularly in a group setting, like the time when he told me "<a href="http://projectbreakingupwards.blogspot.com/2011/08/i-would-dance-over-her-dead-body.html">I would dance over her dead body</a>" (yeah, it's <i>that</i> guy!).<br />
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People, I don't know how to deal with these situations! So I did what any adult in this position would do: avoid it. That is, don't reply until you see the person who emailed you in person, then leave the room before you have to bump into them, then send them an email that says you're busy and maybe you can get together in a few weeks. That gives the message that you just want to be friends, right?<br />
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I spent a good deal of the pseudo-date trying to figure out if it was more pseudo or more date. When I first showed up to the event and he asked me if I had come with anyone else, I thought "oh, not date." But when he started asking me about my hobbies in that weird, first-datey, getting-to-know-you-way ("So, what do you like to do in your spare time?" *cringe*), I figured it was a date. As we split and talked to other people in the group, I thought "not date" again. But when <i>we</i> split off, and sat under the full moon drinking a bottle of wine (straight from the bottle), and ended up in a kiddy park where he proceeded to give me a "twister" (it doesn't involve nipples, but it does involve a tire and a sickening spinning motion), I thought again, "ohh, definitely date." And I could've sworn that when he dropped me off at my doorstep he said, "okay, a kiss goodnight," but we ended up doing that awkward hug thing instead.<br />
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The next morning, I found something tied next to my bike, on my porch. What is this piece of twine doing tied to my railing? And then I remembered that he had asked me the night before if I had a piece of twine so we can tie our bikes together.<br />
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*ShitShitShitShitShit, I hope he's not into me! I want to keep shopping at my grocery store!*<br />
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At one point during this fantastic, friend-filled weekend, I realized that I'm happy with life right now. Real damn happy. And it feels goooood.<br />
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On a totally unrelated note, I think I'm going on a pseudo date with Teenage Heartthrob tonight.<br />
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You know those people who you're pretty sure are interested in you, but they were always respectful of your relationship (except maybe at the Holiday Party, where the liquor was a flowin)? Yeah, you know them. Well, I bet you it was one of them that created this Facebook App: <a href="http://www.breakupnotifier.com/">the Breakup Notifier</a>. </div>
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Rollercoastesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08697279829455176615noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2797332985209032917.post-74410159810325764782011-09-08T23:54:00.001-05:002012-01-15T21:03:58.148-06:00The (who) to-do listI must admit that even when I was very happily committed to Him , I kept a mental to-do list of, well, <i>who</i> to do. Yes, folks, I'm talking about <i>that </i>kind of <i>do</i>. The kind that rhymes and reminds of <i>screw</i>.<br />
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And now I present the top three items on my list, in order of preference:<br />
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<li>A fiery Latin lover who would speak to me in Spanish and whom I'd understand only half the time.</li>
<li>A man with salt and pepper hair. And not one of those late-twenties salt and pepper types either. I'm talking middle-aged and wears a tie.</li>
<li>A professor. Preferably in my department. On Mondays. (*Could be combined with #2, but preferably wouldn't be.)</li>
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I had no intention of ever getting around to this to-do list, but it was fun to think about. But now that I'm single...<br />
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Lately I'd been thinking of scratching #3 off the list. Unlike all of the love affairs between graduate students and professors that I'd read about in shamefully bad novels like Douglas Kennedy's <i>Leaving This World</i>, most professors that I have encountered haven't been near screw-worthy. Until yesterday, that is, when I walked in late to my first class of the semester and set my eyes on a professor who was indeed very screw-worthy. All I could think about as he spoke about political revolutions was the revolution that could be going on in my bed when the semester ends. I'm not <i>saying</i>, I'm just saying...that I'll keep #3 on the list.<br />
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<br /></div>Rollercoastesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08697279829455176615noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2797332985209032917.post-48371589636438332262011-09-07T23:00:00.001-05:002011-09-12T10:02:41.996-05:00Shakin that a$$Scene: I'm keeping myself occupied with vodka and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYaq19ywGdo">Safari Disco Club</a> while waiting for Male Friend to drop by so we can party like it's the last weekend before school starts up (because it was). (And yes, people, Male Friend is still--and will remain--Male <i>Friend. </i>Don't you get any ideas.) Oh, and I'm looking pretty hot, if I do say so myself.<br />
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<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1o4gVeXR0gA/TmgvmVGm9EI/AAAAAAAAAEY/R1iaTWwe1wY/s1600/smoking-cigar.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="157" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1o4gVeXR0gA/TmgvmVGm9EI/AAAAAAAAAEY/R1iaTWwe1wY/s200/smoking-cigar.jpg" width="200" /></a>So Male Friend arrives and I inform him that it's my one month break up anniversary and that he and I will have a great time and we will end the night dancing. He's totally game. We start The Night That Will Be Great sipping on black russians and smoking Cuban cigars at a cigar bar, and at some point in the night we learn about "Freeganism" from a guy that spent a month at a housing cooperative in Syracuse, during which he did not pay for food (hence <i>free</i>ganism) nor wear clothes on Thursdays. Come to think of it, maybe he was propositioning Male Friend and I for a threesome. Anyways, all fun, but it's time to dance (meaning I'm sufficiently liquored up to not care that I will be entering a <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0000ee;"></span>club where I may very well encounter students that I'll be teaching the following week...while they are grinding their genitalia on their dance partners).<br />
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<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-PRQ8AvXsLKg/Tmgv8v3wCkI/AAAAAAAAAEc/yJ57r3s42ZE/s1600/tequila-shots.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="190" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-PRQ8AvXsLKg/Tmgv8v3wCkI/AAAAAAAAAEc/yJ57r3s42ZE/s320/tequila-shots.jpg" width="320" /></a>But first, we just haveeee to listen to that song that the d.j. at the cigar bar cut off too early. So we head to Male Friend's house (no, this story isn't going <i>there--</i>I told you Male Friend is just a friend). I have my first ever vodka with freshly squeezed orange juice (you gotta make do with what you've got), and we listen to great music and talk about hedonism and continue to drink. We then realize, "Oh poo, it's 1:15 and we better head to da club soon if we want to shake dem a$$es." So we do. But before hitting the dance floor we stop at the bar for tequila shots. Usually I'd respond to an offer for tequila, or any shot for that matter, with "yuck", but I figure it's my one month goddamn anniversary and tequila shots seem fitting, especially given the ambiance of the place: 19 year old boys dancing in their skivvies on raised platforms, with dolla dolla bills (yo!) hanging out of their not so whity but very tighty whitie tighties. Oh, did I not mention this is a gay club that us heteros like to infiltrate on weekends? Yup.<br />
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<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-yX4iEHcA5UU/TmgwJQJHTUI/AAAAAAAAAEg/kCXcwNOOsNo/s1600/Brooke-Burke-Stars-pants_l.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-yX4iEHcA5UU/TmgwJQJHTUI/AAAAAAAAAEg/kCXcwNOOsNo/s320/Brooke-Burke-Stars-pants_l.jpg" width="240" /></a>Male Friend and I then proceed to dance--nay, shake our money makers--for the next hourish. About a quarter of that time we spend mesmerized by a laser beam, which, if you stand at the right angle, looks like it's piercing right through you. More tequila. More dancing and laser staring. Before we know it, it's last call, security starts herding people out, and Male Friend and I are laughing at the scramble that takes place before us, as horny boys and girls do what horny boys and girls do when the night is nearing a close.<br />
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It was a good night indeed, we agree, and start walking in the direction of our neighbourhood. Walk, walk, walk, talk, talk, talk. Wait, where's that music coming from? Oh, up there! Oh that sounds like a good party. I look at Male Friend; he nods approvingly. We telepathically agree that we're going to crash this party like it's the last weekend before school starts up (because it was). We see someone heading up a back staircase, and follow him up. Now we're standing on someone's back porch (one that, I realize, was almost my back porch...I had almost rented that flat), and we realize that no, the music is NOT coming from there. That dude running up the stairs is clearly answering a booty call. Oh shit, we run down. We echo-locate the party, which is actually next door. Yup, music is definitely coming from there. Uh oh, the door's locked. I slip my wrist through the mail slot, but I'm about an inch off the target. Damn. I recall from my previous apartment hunt that there's another entrance, so we try that one. Locked, too. What do we do now? Neither of us thinks about just walking away. After all, it IS the last weekend before school starts up....and my one month anniversary. And that pretty much means that anything goes.<br />
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<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-UtM_Ayo0VKg/Tmg2sIfR_BI/AAAAAAAAAEk/JCFdga8ZKQI/s1600/images.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-UtM_Ayo0VKg/Tmg2sIfR_BI/AAAAAAAAAEk/JCFdga8ZKQI/s1600/images.jpg" /></a>I'm not a shy person to start with, but I was feeling especially un-shy that night (have you been keeping a tally of all the drinks I've had?). So I strike a pose and yell up to the screened in porch, "Hey, the door's locked!" "Oh, hang on, I'll come down," a voice shouts back. Score! Male Friend looks at me in disbelief for violating the telepathic rule of not drawing too much attention to ourselves. A lady answers the door, looking a bit confused, and offers, "Oh, yeah, you look like people that were here earlier." We say that "Kyle" told us about the party. Neither of us know a Kyle. So we head upstairs and straight to the dance floor, where all of three people are dancing. Well, two, while another kinda bobs along while sitting on the couch. The party, apparently, is much smaller than it sounds. We dance anyways. We're dancing, dancingggg, and *ooof* Male Friend knocks over the DVD stand, and the 1,456 DVDs it once contained spill all over the floor. Strike #2. We act like it's no big deal. He's down on his knees, a fair bit embarrassed, scooping up the mess; I continue to dance, while he passes me stacks of 10 DVDs at a time (yes, there were that many).<br />
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<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xysEU1XmFUc/TmhBhuBzDYI/AAAAAAAAAEo/jvpHG-2fsNE/s1600/monkey.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="161" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xysEU1XmFUc/TmhBhuBzDYI/AAAAAAAAAEo/jvpHG-2fsNE/s200/monkey.jpg" width="200" /></a>By now it's clear that we don't belong. This is a Spanish party (like, the kind that white folks who know how to speak Spanish have), they all know each other, and we don't. This is when I decide to bust out my Spanish. I did, after all, take Spanish 101 last term. "Quien es el...", I start out, meaning to ask the impromptu DJ who the singer is. Only I forget the word for singer (after I've started the sentence), and all that's popping to mind is the French word for song, "chanson." I know both start with a c, but my mind isn't at it's sharpest right now. I decide the best strategy is to trail off, and let him assume he didn't hear me because the music was too loud. "Quien es el cha..." He laughs at me, folks. He laughs. Undeterred, I go on, "Como se llama?" (What's his name?) He tells me. I do not understand his response. I just nod my head and go back to dancing, content that I just fooled this dude and in so doing redeemed Male Friend and I.<br />
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Rollercoastesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08697279829455176615noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2797332985209032917.post-42808792303792460072011-09-03T21:31:00.000-05:002011-09-05T23:17:56.402-05:00The one month markI finally got around to doing some Big Girl Things that I've been neglecting for weeks. I spun three loads of laundry (about a day <i>after </i>the one week mark <i>after </i>realizing that I can't possibly use my bath towel for one day longer. (My solution was just to take fewer showers...)). I washed dishes that had obstinately occupied my kitchen sink for days, causing me to have to fill up my Brita from the much-too-small bathroom sink. I took out the overflowing box of recyclables and did a lil bit o tidying around the house, all the while expecting someone to knock on my door and present me with a medal for my valiant getting-back-into-the-swing-of-things efforts.<br />
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During the tidying process/Bon Iver sing-a-long, I stumbled upon something that had been stashed behind my new computer monitor, amidst my new Apple user guide, a Spanish textbook that I had abandoned, some empty batteries waiting to be recycled, and other miscellaneous things. It was my boarding pass for the second leg of my Montreal-to-Midwestern City flight, dated exactly one month ago today.<br />
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One month ago today. The last morning we woke up in the same bed. The last day we strolled hand in hand. The last time we kissed. The last time I had seen Him.<br />
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And, y'know what? I'm doin okay. Better than okay, actually. Whereas a month ago I lay melodramatically on my couch listening to Adele on repeat, avoiding as much as possible all human interaction, wondering why the hell we broke up in the first place (I actually forgot), resigned to spend the next year miserable, today, one month later, I'm brushing my hair on a fairly regular basis, putting on mascara every so often, keeping my body odor in check (mostly), attending to adult responsibilities, and even feeling hopeful. Tonight, for the first time all month, I'm actually looking forward to going out with friends, and I kinda even hope we end the night on a grimy, sweaty dance floor shaking our asses to horrible Top 40. And before the night ends, I plan to raise a drink to Me, for brushing my hair, putting on mascara, and making it through my first month as a single lady. Cheers. <br />
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