Project Breaking Upwards

The roller coaster that is life after Him.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Please shoot me if...

...I ever turn into this


...or consider going out with a guy like this.


Or at least refer me to some really good therapists, and threaten to shoot me if I don't go.




Posted by Rollercoastess at 10:51 AM
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